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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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