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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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