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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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