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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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