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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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