Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.