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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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