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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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