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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ginger eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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