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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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