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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Maya eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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