Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Peanut eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.