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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Pepper eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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