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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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