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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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