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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Sparky eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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