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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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