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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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