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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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