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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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