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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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