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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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