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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dexter eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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