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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Widget eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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