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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Jelly eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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