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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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