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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Gizmo eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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