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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Simba eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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