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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Toby eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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