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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Buddy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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