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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Tilly eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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