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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Millie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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