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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rosie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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