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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rosie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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