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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rosie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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