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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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