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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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