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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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