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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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