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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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