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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Spock eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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