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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Minnie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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