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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Yoda eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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