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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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