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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Widget eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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