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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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