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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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