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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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