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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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