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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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