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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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