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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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