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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Misty eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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